Organon: To all those men who don't think the rape jokes are a problem: -
I get it—you’re a decent guy. I can even believe it. You’ve never raped anybody. You would NEVER rape anybody. You’re upset that all these feminists are trying to accuse you of doing something, or connect you to doing something, that, as far as you’re concerned, you’ve never done and would never…
Me: *dance dance*
Husband: “… what are you doing?”
Me: “Dancing to the song in my head.” *dance dance*
Husband: “… and what song is that?”
Me: “‘Shake Your Bon Bon’ by Ricky Martin.”
Husband: “…” *backs out of the room slowly*
Yep, this sounds about right.
[LOL AT FANFIC FLAMINGOS ABOUT STUDENTS WRITING FIC RATHER THAN PAPERS (Fanfic Flamingo) WHEN YOU SHOULD BE BE GRADING]
I remember the day when I came out as Hispanic.
Changed my life, for the better
after years of questioning i finally understood who i am; hispanic.
it was a hard decision, not knowing what would become of me. but i decided hispanic is what i was
Mom..Dad…I have to tell you something. I’m hispanic.
I didn’t get to come out on my own
My parents found the sombrero catalogs under my bed
Once they caught me sneaking out to Taco Bells they knew.
My parents found the sombrero catalogs under my bed.
OMG STOP I CAN’T BREATHE.
Boys, let me hug you!
Jake Gyllenhaal wins the universe.
petitfreak:Last week at Warbler solo auditions… Haha
The mini warbler is everywhere
…Do the Presbyterians think Rocks are animals?
ALL ROCKS GO TO HEAVEN
CONVERTING TO CATHOLICISM DOES NOT MAGICALLY GRANT YOUR DOG A SOUL.
WOW. EPIC CATHOLIC WIN.
I LOVE THIS.